(via so-relatable)
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)
A boy left his bike chained to a tree when he went away to war in 1914. He never returned, leaving the tree no choice but to grow around the bike.
Photographer UnknownSubmitted by nessastooshort
(via stayfuckingclassyy)
| Non-Directioner: | You're obsessed with One Direction. |
| Me: | ... |
| Me: | I'm not obsessed. |
| Me: | I don't dance like an idiot every time I hear 'What Makes You Beautiful' playing on the radio or on TV. |
| Me: | I don't have a whole blog dedicated to the boys. |
| Me: | I don't jump at every chance to be shipped with one of the boys. |
| Me: | I don't dream about the boys almost every night. |
| Me: | I don't have a photo of them as my desktop background. |
| Me: | I don't look at a table of coloured skinny jeans in JayJays and immediately recognise each colour as the colours worn by each boy in my desktop background. |
| Me: | I don't have two folders for each of the boys on my computer (one for gifs and one for pics). |
| Me: | I also don't have two separate folders for each type of ship and two for them as a group. (once again, one for gifs and one for pics). |
| Me: | I didn't see their album Up All Night for the first time ever in a music store overseas and squeal before standing there gaping at it for a good five minutes and then buying two copies. |
| Me: | I don't play their songs on repeat at work when the boss isn't there and I'm working out back. |
| Me: | I don't have an iTunes full of every X Factor Video Diary, X Factor performance, Xtra Factor with them in it, Behind The Scenes vid from photo shoots/filming, Q and A, twitcam, and music video. |
| Me: | I don't write entire fanfics about the boys with each other or falling in love with an ordinary girl. |
| Me: | I don't say 'Vas Happenin'?!'. Or fabulouis, or brilliam or amazayn or extraordinharry or phenominiall. |
| Me: | I don't look at Supre stores every time I walk past them and want to burn them down so that they can't ever sell 1D related items to the infuriating, slutty tween masses. |
| Me: | I didn't buy London-themed bed sheets for my university apartment's bed so that I can feel connected to the boys because London is where they live. |
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| Me: | You've got to admit, they are pretty cool bed sheets. I'm sleeping in London every night. And you know who lives in London? |
| Me: | One Direction. |
fuck you….
why do you do this…
(Source: n-nialler, via stayfuckingclassyy)
| Niall: | dresses like normal teenage boy |
| Liam: | dresses like normal teenage boy |
| Zayn: | dresses like gay jock |
| Harry: | dresses like gay professor |
| Louis: | dresses like gay sailor |